I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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