I am in a vortex of obligation.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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