The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
The adults are the big ones right?
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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