This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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