so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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