Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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