Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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