I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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