ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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