i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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