did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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