and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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