Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
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