There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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