Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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