They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
Randomize
