You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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