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My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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