stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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