Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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