So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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