Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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