What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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