Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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