So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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