Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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