i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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