oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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