if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
we're so committed to being not committed
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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