come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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