out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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