what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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