did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
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