it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Can I color on your dick again?
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
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