Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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