can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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