were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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