Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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