"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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