at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
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