You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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