And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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