i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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