that's an acceptable place to lick
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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