I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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