we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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