She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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