i think my tv is drunk
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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