Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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