Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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