The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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