Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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