...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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