But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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